Bossboy

Bunny's boss. We love him. He loves us. All is well.

Calcio

Italian for soccer.

FC Dirtbunny: The Rules

1. Dirtbunny can have as many players as she wants.
2. Dirtbunny is infinitely rich and subject to no earthly salary cap (thank goodness).
3. Dirtbunny does not have to be concerned about position balance.
4. Just because Dirtbunny doesn't tell you all of her reasons for drafting a particular player doesn't mean she doesn't have any.
5. No one ever turns down an offer from Dirtbunny.
6. FC Dirtbunny has a strict douchebag policy. Insolent hairstyles or facial hair could result in placement of a player on a watch list, or daily fines until the hair issues are resolved.
7. Leave your wives and girlfriends at home. Dirtbunny is your girlfriend now.
8. I like my margaritas on the rocks, not frozen, made from scratch, and with a little salt. Drinks made with margarita mixes of any kind are not acceptable.
9. Don't be an asshat off the pitch. Specifically, do not head-butt any concrete walls or other obviously hard surfaces and give yourself a debilitating head injury for no reason other than you are stupid.
10. Jeez. It's just for fun.

Did Dirtbunny Ever Get Over That Cold?

It's hard to say. Every time Bunny has declared victory over the cold, it has come back with a vengeance. It comes down to this: Bunny feels much better, so why tempt fate?

How The Man feels about nuts in baked goods

Nuts are good but not in baked goods. Around here, if The Man gets his way (and he often does), all cookies, muffins, breads, etc. are female (they have no nuts).

Kitchen Aid Mixer

About 15 or 20 years ago, Daddy got my mother and me matching Kitchen Aid mixers for Christmas. The big ones. The big heavy last an entire lifetime ones. I heart my Kitchen Aid mixer. If I had to start over, it is the last electrical gadget I would give up.


Why did Daddy get us both matching Kitchen Aid mixers? He went to Price Club and they came in a two-pack. [rimshot]

Potage Les Doo Champonies

This is how The Man says "Potage Les Deux Champignons," which is a creamy mushroom soup.