Mr. D

Mr. Dirtbunny, aka, The Man


Please bear in mind that this is merely protect his anonymity.  No subordinate relationship is implied.  He is not The Fonz and Dirtbunny is not Pinky Tuscadaro.

Javi

Javier Zanetti, Argie Extraordinaire, midfielder and captain of Inter.  Born in 1973, but can still go for 90 minutes.  Can play in the midfield or as a back (left or right).  Den mother to new Argie ex-pats in Italia.  Known for his perfect hair and massive thigh muscles.  We try to hates him, but we can't.

Sex Machine

Thiago Motta, Brazilian midfielder for Inter.  It's not my name for him, you understand.  Some weirdo journalist in the Italian calcio press started calling him Sex Machine, God knows why, and now everyone calls him that.


I am not making this up. 

The List

Dirtbunny's Official DeadToMe List,  Calcio Edition.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Antonio Chimenti
Momo Sissoko
Sulley Muntari
Clint Dempsey
Thierry Henry
Victor Valdes
Marcello Lippi

Maybe

Dirtbunny promises nothing.

Snoopy dance

WCS

World Cup Scarf.  Bunny is making scarves in team colors* for some of the teams in WC2010. 


*"team" colors do not always equal flag colors.

Captain America

Landon Donovan, captain of the USMNT, and attacking mid for the LA Galaxy.  Famous for completely shanking what could have been the game-winning penalty kick of the 2009 MLS Cup Final.  And for feuding with Beckham.  And for attempting to raise his profile by spending the MLS winter break warming the bench during short term loans to European teams.  Everton, this year.


And for this photographic atrocity:

ew ew ew ew ew!



 Lo, how I loathe him.

USMNT

The United States Men's National Team, official name of the USMN soccer football team. 

Listen.  I want to be fair here.  The USMNT is pretty decent and has a few top notch players.  But the rah-rah boosterism of the press coverage they generate makes me wanna hurl.  And certain of the players are inordinately self-important for their talent level.

I hope they do well in South Africa.