Mr. D

Mr. Dirtbunny, aka, The Man


Please bear in mind that this is merely protect his anonymity.  No subordinate relationship is implied.  He is not The Fonz and Dirtbunny is not Pinky Tuscadaro.

Javi

Javier Zanetti, Argie Extraordinaire, midfielder and captain of Inter.  Born in 1973, but can still go for 90 minutes.  Can play in the midfield or as a back (left or right).  Den mother to new Argie ex-pats in Italia.  Known for his perfect hair and massive thigh muscles.  We try to hates him, but we can't.

Sex Machine

Thiago Motta, Brazilian midfielder for Inter.  It's not my name for him, you understand.  Some weirdo journalist in the Italian calcio press started calling him Sex Machine, God knows why, and now everyone calls him that.


I am not making this up. 

The List

Dirtbunny's Official DeadToMe List,  Calcio Edition.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Antonio Chimenti
Momo Sissoko
Sulley Muntari
Clint Dempsey
Thierry Henry
Victor Valdes
Marcello Lippi

Maybe

Dirtbunny promises nothing.

Snoopy dance

WCS

World Cup Scarf.  Bunny is making scarves in team colors* for some of the teams in WC2010. 


*"team" colors do not always equal flag colors.