Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Where does Bunny get off with the idea that there are "frequently" asked questions?

Q: Does this not imply that Bunny has a certain critical mass of readers? That the readers have actual questions? That certain of these questions are common enough against the vast mass of questions so as to stand out as "common?" What kind of vanity is this anyway?

A: I know. Not even The Man reads Dirtbunny.net without being reminded. (Because one of his unfortunate tendencies is cluelessness, and since Dirtbunny is not running for President, he only has so much free time to devote to her.) It is vanity. Pure vanity. However, this is Bunny planet and Bunny is in charge, and one of Bunny's rules is that she gets to pretend she's popular.