FC Dirtbunny: The Rules

1. Dirtbunny can have as many players as she wants.
2. Dirtbunny is infinitely rich and subject to no earthly salary cap (thank goodness).
3. Dirtbunny does not have to be concerned about position balance.
4. Just because Dirtbunny doesn't tell you all of her reasons for drafting a particular player doesn't mean she doesn't have any.
5. No one ever turns down an offer from Dirtbunny.
6. FC Dirtbunny has a strict douchebag policy. Insolent hairstyles or facial hair could result in placement of a player on a watch list, or daily fines until the hair issues are resolved.
7. Leave your wives and girlfriends at home. Dirtbunny is your girlfriend now.
8. I like my margaritas on the rocks, not frozen, made from scratch, and with a little salt. Drinks made with margarita mixes of any kind are not acceptable.
9. Don't be an asshat off the pitch. Specifically, do not head-butt any concrete walls or other obviously hard surfaces and give yourself a debilitating head injury for no reason other than you are stupid.
10. Jeez. It's just for fun.