Potage Les Doo Champonies

This is how The Man says "Potage Les Deux Champignons," which is a creamy mushroom soup.

Why Dirtbunny?

Dirtbunny is The Man's pet name for me.


What? Do you really see me as a snookums or punkin or some such other cutesy (gag, retch) name? I like it. I think it fits.


The Man has a pet name too, and it isn't The Man, but let's allow him some dignity and keep it private.

Warren Wallace

Who's Warren Wallace?

He's a hundred miles away, son. Ready to strike.

Yoogly

Stuppid is to stupid as yoogly is to ugly.

Laws and Bylaws of Knitting

1. I need to quit my job so I have more time to knit.
2. I need to keep my job so I can afford to buy yarn.
3. Stash is good.
4. Sock yarn does not count as stash.
5. Yarn for baby stuff does not count as stash.
6. There's always someone with more stash than you, so don't feel bad about your stash.
7. Yeah, I knit in public. You gotta problem with that?
8. Whenever possible, a knitter doesn't drive; a knitter is driven so she can knit while in the car.

LYS

Local yarn store.

Does Bunny ever do anything but complain?

Sometimes. There are good things to be happy about.