Yoogly

Stuppid is to stupid as yoogly is to ugly.

Laws and Bylaws of Knitting

1. I need to quit my job so I have more time to knit.
2. I need to keep my job so I can afford to buy yarn.
3. Stash is good.
4. Sock yarn does not count as stash.
5. Yarn for baby stuff does not count as stash.
6. There's always someone with more stash than you, so don't feel bad about your stash.
7. Yeah, I knit in public. You gotta problem with that?
8. Whenever possible, a knitter doesn't drive; a knitter is driven so she can knit while in the car.

LYS

Local yarn store.