The Toe Store

Where Dirtbunny goes to get her toes done.

DeadToMe (tm)

What happens to those beloved by Dirtbunny who commit unforgivable acts. So far, no one has ever come back from DeadToMe status. What can I say? Dirtbunny knows how to hold a grudge, especially against people to whom she gave her heart.

Viola

Nickname of ACF Fiorentina, of Firenze, so known because of their purple kit.

The Donkeys

Chievo Verona, an Italian football club in Verona (duh!) used to be so bad that their cross-town rivals said they would make it to Serie A when donkeys flew. So now they are in Serie A and have adopted the moniker Flying Donkeys as a matter of pride. Pretty cool, huh?

WCQ

World Cup Qualifier

Who the Hey is Kakha Kaladze?

He's a futboller, of course, from Georgia (the European one, not the American one), who plays central defense for AC Milan and the Georgian national team.


On the pitch, he plays rough, and looks rough--as in maybe he went straight to the dressing room from last night's party and didn't have time to shower or shave and maybe hasn't slept since Thursday and maybe he smells like vodka and cigarettes and hoochies--or maybe the assistant coach found him passed out in the hotel lobby and had to dump ice water on him to roust him and get him to the game. Here he is in Rossoneri (duh) marking Javier Zanetti (in Nerazzurri)---oooops, I mean Julio Cruz:






He cleans up pretty good, or at least we have the technology to airbursh those dark circles one sees under his eyes in the candid photos.

But he also has the unfortunate tendency to pose for photographers who tread in that dangerous territory where art and fashion stops being arty or fashiony and becomes just plain embarrassing.

*sigh* Poor baby. I think Dirtbunny can be of assistance here. Cheer up, Tiger. Bunny's got your back.

Golf is not a sport

We hates it. Hates it.